I've had this list kicking around for so long, I no longer remember where I got it. Presented for your amusement (I hope), with a few edits . . .
Okay, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:
670: Approximate Number of the Beast DCLXVI: Roman Numeral of the Beast 666.0000: Number of the High-Precision Beast 0.666: Number of the Millibeast /666: Beast Common Denominator 666i: Imaginary Number of the Beast 1010011010: Binary Number of the Beast 0000001010011010: Bitmap of the Beast 1 (666): Area Code of the Beast 00666: Zip Code of the Beast 1 (800) 666-0666: Toll-Free Number of the Beast 1 (900) 666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-One Pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66 per minute! (Only 18 and older, please.) $665.95 Retail Price of the Beast $699.25 Retail Price of the Beast with 5% state sales tax $796.66 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast $646.66 Wal-Mart Sales Price of the Beast Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast Route 666 Highway of the Beast 666° F Cooking temperature for roast Beast 666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast 666mg Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast 6.66% 5-year CD interest rate at First Bank of the Beast ($666 minimum deposit) Pentium 666 CPU of the Beast G666 Pontiac of the Beast M666 BMW of the Beast 668 Neighbor of the Beast 667 Prime Beast 999 Australian Beast Mac OS 666 Operating System of the Beast
3 comments:
Did you ever hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
I have driven Route 666 - it is in NE Arizona. High desert, dry and barren.
Yeah, though it's actually now officially US 491--the governors of Arizona and New Mexico petitioned the feds a few years ago to redesignate it. (Rather too bad, imho.)
And yeah, Kaleb, I've heard that one. :)
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